Vintage Halloween Cupcake Toppers

 
 

Cupcakes were common in my childhood homes because we always had free cake mix and icing. At some point, my mom wised up and turned that little fact into a cake decorating business, but for me, I always preferred the cupcakes. I think it was the lack of competitive spirit in the cupcake. Everyone got the same amount in your own private portion and there was no end piece or frosting flowers to fight over.

There were, however, two issues with homemade cupcakes. 1. My mom never went crazy with icing as big as the underlying cupcake, and 2. she didn’t top them with plastic cupcake toppers. I have no idea how these toppers became a thing. Their only purpose was to add a seasonal dash of spice to the proceedings. And, of course, my favorites showed up each year around Halloween.

I can’t remember why we would occasionally get these on store bought cupcakes, but we did, and I can still remember licking the icing off of the toppers and holding them in the corner of my mouth like Halloween toothpicks. They were proof positive that it was actually Halloween season, and I loved them! Yes, they often had sloppy paintjobs and they served no purpose whatsoever except to proclaim the cupcake’s Halloweenness, but I loved them.

Just seeing a picture of them yesterday was enough to make me feel happy. In today’s world where everyone seems intent on keeping everyone else from having whatever it is that makes them feel good about themselves, these cheapies were invented in a time when all that mattered was a tiny bit of real world, autumnal bliss. I’ll take it.

PS - That pic is from an Ebay auction. Here’s the courtesy link.

Wax Fangs

 
photo © Thomas Raven

photo © Thomas Raven

 

If you want a product to live forever, make it a candy product. The American Candy Company was founded in 1899 in Selma, AL and it invented “wax lips”. These were just big, red, puckered lips that included enough confections that they could be chewed like gum when the wearer got tired of puckering up. While I don’t know for sure that the same company made the fanged lips, it seems like a reasonable assumption.

I got all sorts of weird, wax, Halloween “candy” when I was a kid. There were mini wax soda bottles that contained a shot of colored sugar water, there were orange wax whistles that looked like Pan flutes (hated by parents everywhere due to the horrific noises they produced), and there were even liquid-filled wax ghosts and witches.

While these are a lot of fun for about thirty seconds, they don’t taste very good when chewed. They’re a bit like very stale, hard chewing gum and due to the size of the lips you can quite literally break off more than you can chew. If you want to try them out, they’re still being produced today due to the nostalgia factor. Just be careful with your dental work.